Recent Driving Revelations
1) I drove over to Spreydon today with a coffee in my hand...i came to the conclusion that it would be very difficult to drive with one arm and no power steering
2) Some people drive incredibly slowly around roundabouts or corners... your car is not going to tip over! (sometimes I even yell it at them...even though they can't hear me...what anger problem?... I don't know what you are talking about)
3) When your car is getting louder and louder...there is a good chance your exhaust pipe has fallen off (not entirely...it was just hanging on).
4) Chances are a funny noise in your wheel doesnt mean it's about to fall off...maybe there is just something stuck there
anyway on another note...in the past just over a week I have met 4 really really awesome new people. I love it when God does stuff like that...hope in humanity at a high point.
2) Some people drive incredibly slowly around roundabouts or corners... your car is not going to tip over! (sometimes I even yell it at them...even though they can't hear me...what anger problem?... I don't know what you are talking about)
3) When your car is getting louder and louder...there is a good chance your exhaust pipe has fallen off (not entirely...it was just hanging on).
4) Chances are a funny noise in your wheel doesnt mean it's about to fall off...maybe there is just something stuck there
anyway on another note...in the past just over a week I have met 4 really really awesome new people. I love it when God does stuff like that...hope in humanity at a high point.
posted by Simona at
12:19 PM
8 Comments:
She does yell it at them.
but I have
(5) If your car is making a strange noise get it checked out right away because if you don't it goes from a $15 bill for tightening a screw to a $230 for getting a new...I dont know something about power steering thingy...
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Sharyn, at 1:36 PM
at least you have power steering
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Simona, at 1:39 PM
But i have:
(6) If you leave your car parked on the street in front of your parents house and go on holiday then somebody might drive down your street and randomly smash your passenger window and when Smith & Smith Autoglass replace it they'll somehow fry all the speakers in your car but that's okay because of the next point.
(7) If you want to listen to U2 in your car then you shouldn't go through the orange light at the intersection or you might have a Bus pull in front of you that is also running the orange and have to swerve right into on-coming traffic to avoid hitting it only to be hit by a speeding car coming the other way through the red light and your new car won't have a CD-Player but at least the car will only cost $550.
(8) If you buy a little, red, $550 Subaru Justy it will only have a 1 Litre engine.
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Iain, at 4:02 PM
p.s. don't you mean five awesome new people? Oh wait, you've known me for more than a week.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure that's what you meant ;)
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Iain, at 4:04 PM
A justy??? I guess you are not one of those guys who tries to pull girls with their nice car lol! haha I know nothing about cars but I know what a justy is...do you use a shoe horn to get in?
I meant physical meeting...if I included web meeting you would definately be included...and yes more then a week...that's right ;)
p.s. everyone I met (using this term loosely this time) five in bold underlined italics awesome people in the last wee while...
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Simona, at 5:22 PM
Hey, I'll have you know some girls think my Justy is pretty hot.
By some, I mean none.
But seriously folks, it's pretty fun driving a Justy, if I need to open a can of beans I can pull over and use the car's original purpose.
I quite like my Justy to be honest. It is pretty rare, I can't say I've seen too many. It's efficiently sized. It also packs a bit of go when you need it.
All characteristics that I happen to share ;)
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Iain, at 11:40 PM
Nothing wrong with Justys. My flatmate has one. Hours of fun!
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Jo, at 10:02 AM
haha good ol' justys, hehe nothing wrong with them!!! I wonder how they managed to attach the motor to a size nine rollerskate in the first place ;) justy kidding! (ba dum boom ch! that was a very bad joke).
I can see how you are attached, I am attached to my 1985 Camira so who am I to talk...but I love that car.
at least it's not a honda city...que next car debate lol
little cars can be fun eh JO? Karamea had a little suzuki alto...tiny thing and we had so much fun in it...i loved pulling its baby hand break on so she thought she was stalling on Colombo...for the first ten times anyway lol. now liam has a blue one...but I wouldnt hurt his pride...he loves that little thing
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Simona, at 10:55 AM
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